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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Loki eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛

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