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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Loki eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮

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