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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Dexter eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮

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