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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯

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