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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡

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