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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖

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