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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯

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