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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺

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