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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖

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