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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻

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