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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮

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