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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮

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