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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗

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