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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯

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