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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖

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