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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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