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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Snort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏

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