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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Ziggy eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗

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