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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Simpkins eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮

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