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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Bilbo eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻

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