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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Bilbo eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺

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