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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Misty eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺

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