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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Maggie eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘

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