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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Maggie eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘

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