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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮

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