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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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