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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍

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