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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖

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