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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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