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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯

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