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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦

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