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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃

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