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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗

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