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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮

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