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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻

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