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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮

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