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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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