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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯

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