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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖

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