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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁

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