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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘

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