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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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