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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗

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