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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺

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