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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Toby eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗

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