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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Buddy eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊

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