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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Buddy eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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