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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Lola eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺

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