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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Lola eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯

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