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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Teddy eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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