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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Teddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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