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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rosie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻

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