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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Daisy eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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