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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Daisy eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦

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