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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖

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