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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Professor Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏

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