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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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