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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏

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