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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘

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