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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯

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