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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡

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