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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Dr Stink eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏

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