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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗

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