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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊

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