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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃

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