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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗

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