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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Ms Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯

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