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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍

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