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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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