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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮

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