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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡

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