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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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