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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘

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