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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦

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