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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Alfie eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁

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