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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Poppy eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯

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