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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Smeagol eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮

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