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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Daenerys eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻

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