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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮

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