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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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