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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮

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