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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺

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