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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛

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