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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊

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