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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛

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