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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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