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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛

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