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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃

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