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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃

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