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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Weasley eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃

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