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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Weasley eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺

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