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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Akira eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡

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