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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Hermoine eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘

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