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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Hermoine eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻

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