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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Kirk eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗

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